very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You can't just leave with hair like that
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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