Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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