Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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