How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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