i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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