I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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