he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize
