dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Holy shit dude........stairs
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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