yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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