I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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