I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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