They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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