this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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