I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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