Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She even gives head with a lisp.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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