Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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