At least make sure they are 18
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R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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