that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Holy sore nipples Batman
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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