they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Ketchup is God's man juice
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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