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• (512): View more from Texas

  3.50 mugs at the bar.

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  Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.

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  How ugly, and does she have friends?

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• (631): View more from New York

  I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...

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• (315): View more from New York

  Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.

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