Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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