hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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