gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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