Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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