What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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