Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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