It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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