party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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