he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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