New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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