This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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