when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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