I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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