gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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