Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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