sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
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I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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