dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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