I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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