Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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