like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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