did you get engaged???
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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