I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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