This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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