:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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