If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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