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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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