Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
wow bdsm is so cute
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