what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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