My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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