i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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