It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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