So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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