And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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