at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
This baby is an asshole
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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