Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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