stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
not ubering you a puppy
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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