But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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