Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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